Why didn’t the ghost go to prom?
He didn’t have ghoul-friend
What did the person say when they dropped their pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
What did the mummy say to the sick vampire?
Stop coffin on me
Why didn’t the skeleton ever go to the club?
He had no body to go with.
Who’s the best dancer in the Halloween world?
The boogie man.
How do you unlock a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.