Learn to relieve stress with a little laughter



  1. Why didn’t the ghost go to prom?
  • He didn’t have ghoul-friend


  1. What did the person say when they dropped their pumpkin?
  • Oh my gourd!


  1. What did the mummy say to the sick vampire?
  • Stop coffin on me


  1. Why didn’t the skeleton ever go to the club?
  • He had no body to go with.


  1. Who’s the best dancer in the Halloween world?
  • The boogie man.


  1. How do you unlock a haunted house?
  • You use a skeleton key.