School can be stressful and more so when it’s online, so take a break with some corny but good dad jokes.
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They’d crack each other up.
Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
A: Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
A: No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: It was two tired.
Q: What did the coffee report to the police?
A: A mugging.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb.