Learn to reduce stress with a little laughter


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Laugh to take a break from the stress of school and work.

If you need a bit of laughter in your life, look no further. 


Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

A:He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!


Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything!


Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause!


Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!


Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

A: Because it was cultured?


Q:What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

A:1Forrest1 !


Source: Reader’s Digest:  https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/short-jokes/

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