Learn to reduce stress with a little laughter
Laugh to take a break from the stress of school and work.
If you need a bit of laughter in your life, look no further.
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A:He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
A: Because it was cultured?
Q:What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A:1Forrest1 !
Source: Reader’s Digest: https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/short-jokes/
Bradley Simmonds • Feb 23, 2020 at 12:57 pm
Hi there,
A nice little selection of jokes that you have in this article. If you wish to add more a good source is http://www.keeplaughingforever.com is a source with loads of jokes that make me laugh. I especially like this one
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
But then again, I have a weird sense of humour when it comes to jokes!
Brad