Laugh a little with these jokes

If you’re tired of your schoolwork, job or just need a laugh, take a look at these jokes: 


Q: Why did the sun skip college?

A: It already has a million degrees.


Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bi-son.

Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar-ships.

Q: Why did the music note drop out of college?

A: Because it couldn’t pick a major.


Q: What do cats major in in college?

A: String theory!


Q: What did the music thief do in college?
A: Take notes.

Q: What do you call a hotdog in college?
A: A FRAT-wurst.



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