Take a quick break from academic stress with some dad jokes

Kristie Castillo, Staff Writer

School can be stressful and more so when it’s online, so take a break with some corny but good dad jokes.

 

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? 

A: They’d crack each other up.

 

Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter? 

A: Well, I’m not going to spread it!

 

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 

A: Ten tickles.

 

Q: How does a penguin build its house? 

A: Igloos it together.

 

Q: Dad, can you put my shoes on? 

A: No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

 

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 

A: It was two tired.

 

Q: What did the coffee report to the police?

A: A mugging.

 

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? 

A: Because they use a honeycomb.

 

Source: https://www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes

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