Take a quick break from academic stress with some dad jokes

Kristie Castillo, Staff Writer

School can be stressful and more so when it’s online, so take a break with some corny but good dad jokes.


Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? 

A: They’d crack each other up.


Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter? 

A: Well, I’m not going to spread it!


Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 

A: Ten tickles.


Q: How does a penguin build its house? 

A: Igloos it together.


Q: Dad, can you put my shoes on? 

A: No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.


Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 

A: It was two tired.


Q: What did the coffee report to the police?

A: A mugging.


Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? 

A: Because they use a honeycomb.


Source: https://www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes