Get into the spooky season with these jokes
October 24, 2020
Q: Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.
Source: https://www.countryliving.com/entertaining/a32963261/halloween-jokes/