Get into the spooky season with these jokes

Sasha Anand, Features Editor

Q: Why did the vampire read the newspaper? 

A: He heard it had great circulation.

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?

A: On blood vessels.

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

A: It’s a pain in the neck.

Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? 

A: A grave problem.

Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite.

Source: https://www.countryliving.com/entertaining/a32963261/halloween-jokes/