Jokes to brighten your day

Sasha Anand, Features Editor

  1. Today, my son asked “Can I have a bookmark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
  2. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
  3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  4. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  5. When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that’s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
  6. MOM: “How do I look?” DAD: “With your eyes.”
  7. What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”


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