Need a break? Laugh a bit with these jokes

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Take a break from your busy schedule and get a laugh out of these jokes.

Sasha Anand, Features Editor

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 

 

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” 

 

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

 

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything. 

 

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business! 

 

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

 

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Source: https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/

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