Need a break? Laugh a bit with these jokes


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Take a break from your busy schedule and get a laugh out of these jokes.

Sasha Anand, Features Editor

Who’s there?

Control Freak.


OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 


Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.


A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” 


Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.


Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything. 


What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business! 


Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.


What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.


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